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Just Say No to Running Barefoot

So, the new trend in running shoes appears to be, uh, no shoes.  As in running barefoot.  Hmm, can you say tetanus shot?

The barefoot running movement has been around awhile, thanks to the Kenyans and Ethiopians who have made running at 80 lbs soaking wet an art form.  Who needs shoes when you have 1% body fat and 0% stress on your knees and ankles?  Besides, who wants to make the financial decision between a pair of Reeboks and a bowl of rice?

Of course, Nike, Adidas, Asics, Saucony, et al couldn’t possibly jump on the no shoe bandwagon.  (I’m guessing their shareholders might object to the lack of a dividend.)  Enter Nike Free and Vibram Five Fingers.  These are basically shoes where they take out all the fancy, high-tech cushioning, and still charge you up the wazoo.  Free they ain’t.

Supposedly we’ve all been doing it wrong for decades and have hip, knee and ankle problems due to our pathetically overcushioned over indulged fat American feet. Except for one thing:  I do not have 1%, (or even 20%) body fat, and I can afford a buck or two for some pillow soft trainers.  And I’ve never had a running injury.  Not in 20+ years (unless you count the time I tripped and fell on my 6 month pregnant belly and skinned my nose).  Plus, I refuse to wear something that makes me look like Curious George.     So I’ll stick with my clumsy, clunky, divinely motion-controlled size 8 Asics, thank you.  Run on.

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Dear Youngest, Please don’t grow up.

Remember when you were young and couldn’t wait for your next birthday?  It seemed like life passed by slower than your Aunt Agnes at a flea market.  Then all of a sudden you’re in your 30′s and you’re wishing you could put yourself in one of those foodsaver vacuum sealer thingies.  A decade later,  you could pull your young, fresh, self out for additional enjoyment.

Well, I have begun to feel the same way about my kids.  When they were really young and attached like leeches, time seemed excruciatingly slow.  My oldest was a prolific pooper, and I was convinced that the smell of toddler poo would forever be ingrained in my nasal cavity.  But time passes.   The youngest is now 8, and unless I stop feeding him and put a brick on his head, he is growing up and away from me faster than you can say my beautiful balloon.

So what’s to be done?  Other than strapping him in a car seat until he’s 16, probably not much.  But I’m determined to hold onto the little kid moments I have left.  One of which is the teddy bear.  My 8 year old son, who is already cooler than cool since he tries to emulate his older brother whenever possible, still carries The Ted around and won’t go to sleep without him.  I, of course, don’t discourage the practice, and in fact have knitted Mr. Ted a sweater, pants, mittens, and ski toboggan for when the little dude hits the slopes of the 2nd story staircase.                                                                                                                                    

Did I cry at his kindergarten graduation?  No.  When he snapped his arm in half falling off the McDonald’s playland?  Nope.  But I will boohoo pitifully the day Teddy is relegated to a box under the bed  like Woody in Toy Story.  My only hope is that I”ll be waving goodbye to that stuffed bear  as he and my baby load up the car for college.   For now, I am holding on…as hard as he’ll let me.

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