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Archive for the month “December, 2011”

To Clean or Not to Clean? That is the Question.

     So we’re having a party.  I highly recommend throwing parties regularly.  Not only are they a “buttload of fun” as my 15 year old likes to say, nothing makes you more aware of the state of your household mess than the thought of a gaggle of busy bodies (I mean, friends) checking out  your closets and dustbunnies.

     A frenzy of cleaning for the past 2 days has left me ragged and cranky (ask me how I know-better yet, ask my husband).  And there is still more to do.   

     Where’s the cleaning lady, you ask?  Yes, I can afford a housekeeper, and have had a few in the past.  But growing up “without” has left its mark, and I’ve always been uncomfortable with hired help.

       I always ended up cleaning the baseboards along with the cleaning lady, happily chatting away with her, despite the fact that she spoke Portuguese  and I did not.

     So, I am cleaning…..  Having 2 boys, the level ratchets up a bit.  Toothpaste on the bathroom cabinets.  Blue marks on the wall where my 9 year old used his newly acquired sled to practice sliding down the stairs due to a lack of snow.  Pee where it shouldn’t be. 

     In the end, it will be worth it.  The sparkle.  The smell.  Totally worth it.    I will welcome guests with pride.

     Oh did I forget to mention that kids are invited to this party?  A few hours of fun, and the house will again resemble the pre-party mess.

     Sigh.

The Versatile Blogger Award

The rules to be followed when accepting The Versatile Blogger Award are:-

  • Thank the blogger who nominated you.
  • Nominate and inform 15 fellow bloggers.
  • Share 7 random facts about yourself.
  • Add The Versatile Blogger Award picture to your blog post.

Thanks so much to Lady FairyBread  for the nomination.  I completely deserve it – about as much as I deserve the right to eat chocolate whenever I want!

Here are 15 bloggers that I would like to pass the Versatile Blogger Award to:

              According to Clyde

              Because I Said

              The Mainland

              Love You Muches

              Cucina Amanda

              Lying for a Living

              Barrows Farm

             CountryBoyCityGirls

             A Life in the Country

             Jason Muses

            Flies, Lies and Other Diversions

            The Kitchen Notebook

            The Wordslinger

             Grasshopper Reps

            Mental Farmer’s Blog

 All righty then….7 things about me that you might not know (or care) about:

 1. I accidently tripped over Charles Barkely at an NBA game.  He did look amused.

 2. I suck at golf.

 3. I suck less at golf than alot of men I know.  They are just too egotistical to admit it.

 4. I ran the Marine Corp Marathon with Al Gore.  Well, not actually with him.  At the same time.  Well, not actually at the same time.  I was so far ahead of him, he was tripping over my gel wrappers.

 5.  While running 7 months into my 2nd pregnancy, I tripped and fell flat on my big ol’ belly.  Two guys driving past rolled down the window and laughed.

 6.  I stood in the eye of a hurricane (Hugo 1989, Category 4).  Dog had to do her business, so we took her out as the eye passed over at midnight.  Weather was so calm we saw the stars.

 7.  I once pepper sprayed myself  while cycling.  The dogs that were chasing me thought it quite funny.

You Can’t Go Home Again

What is it about going home that causes so much trauma?  We all love our families, right?  So why can’t we all just get along?  In my case, it’s just me and my Mom, hanging out for a weekend.  It feels like an eternity.

My list of offenses include: mumbling, slouching, running too much, wearing my hair too long, looking frumpy, looking too done up, eating too little, eating too much, being too frugal, spending too much money on yarn, driving too fast, driving too slow, being lazy, working too hard, and “NOT TAKING GOOD CARE OF YOUR MOTHER WHO SACRIFICED EVERYTHING FOR YOU!”

Tomorrow we will say our goodbyes, forgetting the bickering, remembering the love.  And I will vow not to be that way with my sons when they are grown.  Yeah, right.  Who am I fooling?

What’s Up With Knitting Patterns that Make you Look Like a Cow?

Moo.  Once again, my latest knitted sweater makes me resemble a Guernsey.  Is it me?  Maybe.  For the record, my BMI is well within the acceptable range, and no, I’m not going to post a picture in order to protect the innocent (pattern designer, that is).

But here’s a big shout out to all you designers – quit making me look like the side of a barn!  I’m not expert enough to adjust the pattern as I go, and  really don’t want to have to knit the damn thing twice.  No one, unless they’re another fiber obsessed designer, is going to tell you that you look nice.  Your husband will tell you like it is:  “You look like Porky Pig.”

So please….I’m begging you….longer, leaner, slimming, flattering.  More Angelina.  Less Roseanne.  Oink.

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