Top 6 Reasons Why Knitting is Better Than Sex

1.  Your yarn never gives you the puppy dog eyes when you say, “Not tonight dear, I have a headache.

2.  You can say, “Is that a dpn in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” with a straight face.

3.  A pattern will never ask you if you’ve put on weight.

4.  The only protection needed is putting a plastic thingy on a pointy little stick.  Oh. Wait. Never mind.

5.  When you’re in the mood, those warm fuzzy balls of fiber are always ready for a good time.  Er.  Never mind.

6.  When you’re all done, you have such a great feeling of satisfaction.  Oh never mind.

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