1. Your yarn never gives you the puppy dog eyes when you say, “Not tonight dear, I have a headache.
3. A pattern will never ask you if you’ve put on weight.
4. The only protection needed is putting a plastic thingy on a pointy little stick. Oh. Wait. Never mind.
5. When you’re in the mood, those warm fuzzy balls of fiber are always ready for a good time. Er. Never mind.
6. When you’re all done, you have such a great feeling of satisfaction. Oh never mind.