There once was a young woman named Lollipop,
who was forever restocking her Etsy shop.
She dyed so much self-striping, her kids started griping,
So this woman said to her family, said she,
“I slave for you 24/7.”
She began to yell, “You can all go to hell!
’cause my fiber and me are in heaven.”
Well, the kids and the hub felt bad for a bit,
’cause Mom’s normally sweet as pie.
They smothered her with love and sock yarn too;
a 75/25 super squishy 4 ply!