An Ode to Fiberistas

There once was a young woman named Lollipop,

who was forever restocking  her Etsy shop.

She dyed so much self-striping, her kids started griping,

and her husband threatened to blow his top!

So this woman said to her family, said she,

“I slave for you 24/7.”

She began to yell, “You can all go to hell!

’cause my fiber and me are in heaven.”


Well, the kids and the hub felt bad for a bit,

’cause Mom’s normally sweet as pie.

They smothered her with love and sock yarn too;

a 75/25 super squishy 4 ply!


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